"there is no wrong, there is no right...
...and i sleep very well at night"
- from don henley's "garden of allah"
i am a man, i feel like a woman
insurance should pay for a sex-change operation

i crashed my 1990 ford, i feel like it's a ferrari
insurance should reimburse me for a totaled ferrari

i have manboobs, i feel like they're pecs of steel
i should not be ridiculed for my mistaken body-identity

i am a nobody, i feel like i'm famous
change peoples' realities so they believe what i say

i oppose god's rules, i feel like i'm a good person
change the bible so i'm not guilty of sinful behavior